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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Invasion of the Gerbils. By;- Mike J Hughes

.Some yeas ago I was living in a run down apartment. The land lord was a ``slumlord`` who would  hassle people everywhere in the building.This generic idiot thought he was king shit, and  threatening other tenants who lived there.This cock sucker preyed on other peoples misery and enjoyed it very much. One time he evicted  a  mother and  Her three kids out into the street when it was -10 degrees out side.This guy was a fucking soulless monster who could careless about his fellow man and had a very cold heart indeed. He even kicked a down syndrome couple out into the cold of winter  where they had no where to go, and so they ended up freezing to death all night in the bitter cold..

I know  this slumlord would get whats coming,,- for it is well over due. One day I bought some gerbils for pets,-  I loved them very much and always thought  they were very adorable creatures.I would spend untold hours playing with them and  sometimes let them loose to explore my apartment.
 I soon found discovered how destructive  these little critters can be as they would chew up my furniture ,the carpet,electrical wiring, and so on.  I had to keep them locked up in a cage so  they would not destroy my apartment,-but I have to say  they are indeed very adorable pets.
One day I made the decision to again set them free around my apartment and within the space of two months  began breeding out of control until there was about 53 of them  zipping and darting around my place  making one hell of a mess of my apartment.They chewed their way inside of the sofa,  the chairs. Every  night I could hear them chewing on everything  they could ,- the furniture, drywall , my books ,the carpet, ,- but I did managed to keep them confined to my own apartment..... for  time being.

In time the ``slum lord`` came aware of  this and  an eviction notice to get the hell out by the end of the month hung on my door. However not only myself ,but  others as well who did not deserve it.
 Before  he kicked me out  I was to get  revenge for all of the rotten things he had  done to people.
This scumbag pervert  forced an old man to suck his cock because he was late with his  the rent, and then  beat the shit out of him until he was  a physical wreck.
 When others became aware of his sexual depravity and of what he did to the old man in apt214 ,homicidal
  hatred began to rage against this perverted psychopathic asshole who did not care  for anything  except himself and his little 68 year old bum buddy Duncan,- a  low life street faggot hustler and ``hammer-hound`` who would suck off the  ``slum- lord`` for rent.
 ``Hammer Hound Duncan`` owned a rather ill reputed  filthy gay bar called ``The Cock Pit``back during the 80`s until it was condemned due to  shocking ,  unbelievable filth, and horrid hygienic conditions.

After many years of observing his cruelty in  intimidating, and  making threats,- I began to feel that I must become the agent of his bad karma.!!     -,I mean, who in the hell  does this man think he is any way? .Many  tenants began to deeply hate this man  for bringing unmerited  hardship into peoples lives.
 I was raising and breeding  gerbils who were, at that time,   breeding out of control. I must have had about 57 of these little critters  running  around my apartment making one hell of a mess.
 I have discovered that they have ruined some of my cloths,books,my furniture,  shredded up my sofa and chairs, photo albums, and then destroyed my prized Yes album  collection . The magnitude of destruction was a  nightmares to  think about.

I had two days left to move out of this shit hole.  I managed to capture all 57 gerbils and made up my mind to release them all in the walls of the building,  knowing full well the capacity and awesome destructive power these little critters can exact on man-made structures during their nocturnal activities.
It was only a matter of time before they started to tear up the infrastructure of the building, making one hell of a mess by  tearing apart the wiring in the walls , some of them were electrocuted  and lay rotting within the walls making one hell of a stench.
 In time the power had to be shut down because  electrical fire was a danger.For a long time the gerbils  chewed and gnawed on the support beams that hold the building up,-  until the building had to be condemned as it was no longer safe for any body to live there.


                                                                               


The gerbils have destroyed the  fucking building leaving the ``slumlord``  pissed  off.  He had his whole savings put into this building. Now it is nothing but a pile of rubble.The slumlord became  deeply depressed  and had come to  realize  he was now penny less, depressed and down and out. The gerbils had destroyed everything and everyone  that meant something to him.  He became a very sad and broken man indeed.
I  found out later that the ``slumlord``  hanged himself due to the fact he could not  live in bankruptcy. A very sad story ,- and I am so proud of my gerbils for doing such a good job in aiding me ,and helping me in my revenge.

Gerbils make very good pets for kids,  so long that they are loved and cared for with a  warm cheerful heart.
 However  please remember that Gerbils are social creatures and they will be happy and more healthy with the cage-mate.